So we just arrived on this tiny planet, touched down at its capital main spaceport, named after their Great Emperor Ferenc Liszt.

Magyarország is central to leftovers of large Empire, which imploded only a century ago, so surrounding satellites remain partly populated by Magyars, cultivating their weird language I only understand „egészségedre” from.

After five-parsec-long trip Princess Leia is hungry, so we decide to dock to little canteen for the travelers and try the famous, local 10-star spicy salami.

And here we go, myself, Leia and Han Solo with his new gizmo – vintage photo camera someone has left onboard his Millenium Falcon accidentally. Normally cabin crew takes care of the items, but since Jedi United captured Chewbacca and sacrificed him on their Bloody Altar to please The Force, nickname Solo is not a joke anymore – and he has all sorts of garbage with him usually.

He’s shooting pics, like he wanted to show these to everybody in the future, screaming „Pics or didn’t happen!” or so. I turn around, checking for some free seats in the food court we approach and, suddenly, spot and recognize this little suppository-shaped bastard and its flashy lights in 1977 LED technology !

„Leia, Your Highness, look, its the R2D2 that owes us 10 000 Space Credits, remember? We paid for his battery charging in Székesfehérvár Public Chargers, during „New Hope” mission. He was assisted by some brass clown that time, RougeOne. Both got unplugged and disapeared, their batteries were charged on them, but energy costs charged on us, and later Guardians of the Galaxy lost them both in Asteroid City, or Szeged, can’t recall right now…”

„Oh, yes, lets make him pay his debt eventually” – Leia turns to Han and commands to take photos as we approach the rolling dwarf. It detects us in no time and changes lights to friendly green color, but we’re not impressed.

„R2D2, son of a wreckage, long time no see! How is our 10 000 Space Credits we miss?” – Leia, since Jabba the Hutt let her off Her leash, is very straightforward Princess. I like it much with woman, especially that hungry Leia is now.

” Pi pi trrr sss pi pi pi” – R2D2 tries to explain itself, but Her Highness blocks it quickly from the back, nods Her head looking at me – and I slap the robot with open hand directly in its humidity sensor! Only half of the second before my hit, sound of the camera’s shutter clicks, and, while our wheeled debtor reboots, I hear Han Solo saying:

„Sure shot! Let the Power be switched off…”