Men don’t play games.

Myself last time tried one mobile app, lured into by friends recommendation brainteaser type, as an intellectual boredom killer, while locked somewhere at the airport gate, destination nowhere, but as usual my trembling hands didn’t cope well with touchscreen and flight attendant awaiting priority boarding nearby didn’t want to play it for me so I quit.

Drawers in my apartments are full of CD’s leaflets with Golden Member Passcodes for Xbox glued onto, Steam acount profiles, browser games, FIFA 2000+ .iso image of Neverhood saved forever in 5 different cloud storage, plastic envelopes all colors existing, series of demo CD for PC XBOX SONY NINTENDO all the garbage installers with or without crack ( this is type of file if someone asks) you can imagine an average teenager is able to store during his entire lifetime. Its all stored on the meters long shelves, taking place in the living room dishes couldn’t take. You have to figure out, you change location and life center 3 times last 10 years, wrap only what’s movable and makes sense for you but not a single CD from the pile is lost!

So I said – enough! So many games to play, the night is young, and here I am, zero saves in Wiedźmin so far?! Such a bitter failure to swallow, yrs ago stupid level boss I couldn’t pass, too-heavy-armored arachnid! Gonna teach him a lesson finally!

Enough! – I said. One by one, I’m going to play each game could be run nowadays, and maximize every bloody score it is about. This is my time after years of loosing at the very intro levels for beginners. Now we play hard. Period.

So the point here is I sat with beer and peanuts to play GTA V one day and after 15 minutes of absolute havoc I brought to the screen as always (winning) I quit. Pure waste of time spent the dumbest way possible – on watching ads, why to follow the boring schemes Rockstar Games ? It’s for losers. It felt so strong, liberating, so adult! Men don’t play games!

I’m not that innocent however.

Being often driven from and to airports, hotels, company offices, Customer premises and sites, trough 7 time zones, under hot desert Sun or subzero + jetlag, whatever your local time is, you shall always find time to chat with the taxi driver. I do. I trust you know the feeling, Uber, Bolt, corporate taxis маршрутки & попутки are your reality part as well. They tell when you listen.

It always always every bloody time reminds me beautyful memories of myself sitting as young chemistry student with my first ever own PC and this memorable vintage video game named GTA2 ! First I did it on my friends PC processor, Pentium? Can’t remember. I remember they enabled fast internet service in students hotel I was staing that time in and all went multiplayer!!!

And this radiostation from GTA2 I can hear each time inside my sick soul leaving the taxi with the smile…